Douchebag of the Week: The guy who didn't get the Rapha memo

In the latest issue of Bicycling Magazine (thanks, grandma!), the chaps at Rapha took out a multi-page advert that began with these inspirational words of cycling wisdom:

"You have to look good when you are riding, you have to impress your adversary with your elegance. To look good is already to go fast.

Paul Fournel "Need for the Bike."

Apparently this guy has yet to read Mr. Fournel's cycling tome. This jersey was so stretched I swore I could hear sheep howling in pain. Now that it's the off season, it might be a good time to think about doing a couple sit ups, tubby.