Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Douchebag Arsonist Sentenced to Prison

The other day Gary Allen Lintz, a freckle faced 44-year-old who was featured here last year on charges of trying to burn Griffith Park to the ground was found guilty and sentenced to 16 years in prison.



Think Gary will be called fire crotch in prison?

A big reason why Gary was apprehended stems from the fact that while he was attempting his big escape Gary tried hide himself within a group of spandex clad cyclists.

Hopefully Gary will spend his incarceration fine tuning his criminal skills so if bicycles are still around when he's released in 2025 he'll be a little more aware of his surroundings and be caught riding with a bottle of kerosene in his bottle cage.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I knew Gary years ago, when we were both teenagers. He had a horrible homelife. The education system completely failed him and he couldn't read at all at age 18. He was institutionalized over minor charges that his own family chose to prosecute over. Then dumped on the street to fend for himself.
He probably did this to get arrested because he was homeless. Its sad. A little education, a little counseling years ago, and this all might have been prevented.