The other day Gary Allen Lintz, a freckle faced 44-year-old who was featured here last year on charges of trying to burn Griffith Park to the ground was found guilty and sentenced to 16 years in prison.
Think Gary will be called fire crotch in prison?
A big reason why Gary was apprehended stems from the fact that while he was attempting his big escape Gary tried hide himself within a group of spandex clad cyclists.
Hopefully Gary will spend his incarceration fine tuning his criminal skills so if bicycles are still around when he's released in 2025 he'll be a little more aware of his surroundings and be caught riding with a bottle of kerosene in his bottle cage.
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